Hiring a car to drive to the new IVF clinic for our consultation: 30.00.
Snacks and newspaper to alleviate boredom during journey: 1.50.
One hour consultation with nice new doctor: 150.00.
Pre-treatment cycle ovarian assessment, including blood draw and ultrasound: 180.00.
Clinic peestick pregnancy test after something appears on the ultrasound monitor which makes everyone go "hmmm": Free.
Being handed a positive pregnancy test result a few minutes later by the grinning doctor and nurse in the waiting room of the IVF clinic: Priceless.